Christmas Action Manger

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Little Baby Jesus drives a ray-gun rocket,
got a laser guided missle range finder in his pocket
and he's buzzin' the rooftops of ol' Bethlehem.
While in the back seat with his pal, the Holy Goat,
are two atomic angels wearing white trench coats
and they're lockin' and loadin' to blow holes in the Holy Land!

It's a Christmas Action Manger!
Christ, he ain't afraid of danger
in his Son of God Powersuit with accessories!
It's a Christmas Action Manger!
There ain't no adventures stranger
than the ones Baby Jesus has in my Nativity scene!

Now G.l. Joseph packs a Thompson submachine gun,
the Virgin Mary Barbie wears the hottest Bible fashions,
they got a cool donkey that can change into a flying car,
and from their secret base that's disguised as a barn
Jesus saves the human race from Satanic harm
while the mothership lights up the sky like a blazing star!

It's a Christmas Action Manger!
Christ, he ain't afraid of danger
in his Son of God Powersuit with accessories!
It's a Christmas Action Manger!
There ain't no adventures stranger
than the ones Baby Jesus has in my Nativity scene!

He didn't come here looking for trouble.
The gills all call him the God of Love!
But in a face-off with the Devil
there ain't no temptations that he can't shoot his way out of!

Now the Mighty Morphin' Satan is the ultimate villain!
He's got the King's Voodoo Soldiers out killin'
all the little chillun and burnin' down their parent's huts.
But with twin automatics, a cigar in his teeth
and three Wise Guys from the mob back east,
Jesus saves the kids and kicks some Beelze-butt!

It's a Christmas Action Manger!
Christ, he ain't afraid of danger
in his Son of God Powersuit with accessories!
It's a Christmas Action Manger!
There ain't no adventures stranger
than the ones Baby Jesus has in my Nativity scene!
Than the ones Baby Jesus has in my Nativity scene!

"They say that Baby Jesus is a bad mother..."
"Don't YOU blaspheme! Don't you DARE take the name of the Lord God in vain!"
"But I'm talkin' bout BABY JESUS!"

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from Christmas Action Manger, track released December 25, 2009

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